Paris Hilton Or Jenna Jameson As Potential Booby Prizes in Virgin Territory
Written by Kaonashi
Published January 25, 2007
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Good lord, what is this world coming to?

According to online celebrity gossip rags I Don't Like You In That Way and TMZ, "producers" (and I use that term very loosely — you'll see why in a minute) are holding auditions for male virgins ages 18-34, to participate in some new reality show called Virgin Territory.

I wish I were making this up, but you can check out their website to find out for yourself. Note the picture of "Executive Producer" Kevin Blatt from the website. Now that's a classy-looking individual if I ever saw one. I'd also like to congratulate their marketing department for failing to use spellcheck before putting up the ad on the website. "Please send your name and contact inormation along with the requested items". You've gotta love it.

Naturally, the grand prize will be that the winner gets to lose his virginity. The kicker is that it's possible that the lucky(?) guy may be able to do so with either legendary porn star Jenna Jameson, or legendary waste of space Paris Hilton. According to TMZ's ever-reliable mystery sources, the two have been contacted to ahem, "participate" in Virgin Territory. Incidentally, "Executive Producer" Blatt is the same guy who made Hilton's infamous sex tape, One Night in Paris, available to the teeming, sweaty masses. The source reveals that Blatt predicts more people will watch Virgin Territory than that night-visioned classic starring the hotel heiress.