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Just Say No
5 Reasons not to see Epic Movie.

Posted: Friday, January 26th 2007 03:01 PM PST
By Ahmad T. Childress, Administrator

In case you had thought about going to see Epic Movie, consider the following.

#1 - The subjects have been mocked enough already.

My 2 Cents - A Paris Hilton spoof? How unbelievably timely and imaginative. Who would have thought to spoof her? Definitely not us, good work on that one folks.
#2 They are parodying comedy.

My 2 Cents - I would rather watch the original than a parody of something that I thought was funny in the first place.


#3 - The trailer is not even funny and those are supposed to be the best parts of the film.

My 2 Cents - Just look at the picture. How about I watch "The Juggernaut Bitch" video on YouTube 50 more times instead.
#4 - At 86 minutes, it's too long. I can't even sit through 90 minutes of SNL and that's free.

My 2 Cents - "From two of the six writers of Scary Movie". Seriously, that was the best tagline you could come up with?

#5 See #2. Hey, I'm too lazy to write 5 of these.

My 2 Cents - Did you really need 5 reasons dumbass?